Norman the Gnome
Norman looks like your ordinary run of the mill garden gnome, from one of a number you'd expect to find in your typical enchanted forest. However, when somebody walks past this particular gnome, he's there with a fart, insult or off-color greeting. This little guy is quite a hoot! Fitted with motion detectors, he makes the perfect door greeter, automatically letting his hilarious insults fly when someone approaches.
Norman has retired, but check out his cheeky new replacement, Randy the Rude Gnome.